Two bars walk into a guy. Sorry to be so gender-specific, but that's generally how these jokes begin. One bar says, “I've got 5.1 channels, including fake surround, to add to the grandeur of your studio apartment.” The other bar says, “I've got the...

Two bars walk into a guy. Sorry to be so gender-specific, but that's generally how these jokes begin. One bar says, “I've got 5.1 channels, including fake surround, to add to the grandeur of your studio apartment.” The other bar says, “I've got the...

Price: $2,400 At A Glance: 40-inch-wide soundbar speaker includes front left, center, and right channels • Surrounds and sub are extra-cost options • Refined sound Stars and Bars and L-C-R Two bars walk into a guy. Sorry to be so gender-specific, but...